Forget the boring and predictable wool socks. Trash Britney’s new album. Avoid the kitschy singing-fish wall mount. When the holidays roll by, surprise your lucky recipients with gifts that grow.

Save money by using the Gardener’s Supply Company coupon. Until November 20, you’ll enjoy 10% off orders of $25 or more!

These are some great plants for someone special:

• Sumatra Amaryllis - Fiery red, these narrow petals are artistic & an unexpected flower
• Carnivorous Garden - Comes with everything you need to cultivate a wide variety of carnivorous plants
• Recyclabowl Alpine Strawberries - Comes in a ready-to-give heart-shaped planter & is tied up with a red ribbon

Dislike someone? Here’s mud in yer eye and some worms in yo’ face! Get the Red Wiggler Worms and make someone’s skin crawl. Okay, so they’re also good for turning kitchen waste into compost - it’s not half as fun.

The people at my workplace are a lot like cucumbers and lettuce. Why? According to Gardener’s Supply Company, “cucumbers like it hot. Lettuce likes it cool and shady.” Promote harmony in the garden with a special Cucumber Trellis that allows both veggies to flourish. (Haha…If only all co-workers could get along just as easily…)

For more fresh gift-giving ideas, head to Gardener’s Supply Company today!

National Knock-Knock Jokes Day
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad you used exclusive FabulousSavings coupons to save on comedy and humor books at the Scholastic store? Save 30% on orders of $50 or more.

National Magic Day - According to the magician’s code, a magician can only share his or her illusions with other magicians. To all illusionists, I would just like to say, Alohomora! I have just unlocked a door leading to the biggest selection of magic tricks and tools online. Simply visit Hobbytron with free FabulousSavings coupons and get free ground shipping on selected hot items.

Ghostwriter’s Day - As boring as it sounds, the most essential piece of equipment for a ghostwriter is a printer. You’re going to need it to print off the endless rough drafts and notes you create while working on a project. But in the end, all your hard work is credited to another person. Maybe you should buy a professional, high-res printer and start your own printing press, so you can work on the next great American novel without catering to others. Buy a printer at Staples with free FabulousSavings coupons and get fast and free delivery on orders of $50 or more.

Just minutes before lunch time, my stomach is violently churning. Of course this is when I get to write about succulent gourmet meals that I can literally taste just from looking at the Pfaelzer Brothers photographs.

Specialty meats, seafood, fancy appetizers, delectable desserts, top-quality fruits, savory snacks, and so much more tease me during my time of weakness.

Give in to the power of your taste buds and use the free coupon. Until December 31, it gets me (and you) 15% off any order!

Serve one of the premium breads with your next dinner or check out the European Bread Assortment, and bring variety to the table.

You’ll also drool over the Rainbow Vegetable Roll, the Crispy Asparagus in Phyllo, and the Gourmet Stuffed Baked Potatoes. And those are just the appetizers!

For the main course, sink your teeth into tasty New York Strips, the Famous Filets, and the favorite Soft-Shelled Blue Crabs.

Finish off the meal with Italian Ice Cream Sandwiches, Sugar-Free Chocolate Eclairs, and the Mini Cheesecake Dippers.

Okay, all this talk is making me go crazy. It’s time to sign off and grab a bite (actually several - since I love to eat!).

Look in the Bank of Your Refrigerator Day & Haunted Refrigerator Night - I couldn’t help but mash these two holidays together. I mean.. here you are cleaning out your refrigerator until you see last year’s tuna casserole. You can’t bear to touch it, and by nightfall, all you see when you look at the fridge is Fuzzy the Mold Ghost. Just the idea of it is making me squeamish…

National Basketball Coach’s Day - Whether you’ve got a rec coach, a high school coach or an NCAA Division I boot camp sergeant, er, coach, today’s the day when you quit griping about yesterday’s workout and thank your coach for pushing you to be your best. Though it can’t hurt to embarrass him or her, either… order sweet coach gifts from Personal Creations, like a coach sweatshirt or coach mug, for an exclusive 20% off. Just don’t blame me if you have to run an extra 5 mins for sucking up

Other October 30 Holidays -

• National Candy Corn Day
• Buy-a-Donut Day
• Create a Great Funeral Day
• Devil’s Night

T’is such a goulish time - spider webs, blood-drenched zombies, skulls, and black cats cross your path on All Hallows Eve! Before you do the monster mash, ensure that you’re wearing the proper outfit.

And get it for much less with the free coupon from BuyCostumes. Enjoy 25% off everything, but only until the morning on November 3!

Hallowe’en is the one time of the year when it’s socially acceptable to walk along a busy intersection dressed as a jailbird or a pumpkin…so milk it! Don’t be a party pooper; be a party trooper!

What to wear (If you’ve got it, haunt it!):

• Gladiator - Show everyone that you fight for what you believe in (& partially to show off your biceps)
• The Wizard of Oz Tinman - You have a heart & yes, you’re a heartbreaker too
• Jeeves, The Headless Butler - Make their skin crawl with your head on a platter
• Alice Wonder Place Dress - Travel down the rabbit’s hole & into your own crazy world

Now for my picks for a spooktacular party:

• Color Change Skull Light Set - Menacing skulls create a chilling ambience
• Skeleton Parts Table Sprinkles - For once it’s okay to throw your bones on the table, not your plate
• Coffin Silverware Caddy - Case closed! Your pitchforks…err…forks rest in peace
• Pirate Beer Mug - Arr! ‘Tis a good substitute for me usual rum, me mateys

It’s not too late! There are still thousands of great affordable costumes and party accessories available. Order now from BuyCostumes!

Ever find the perfect graphic on a card, but the message is as dim and inspiring as a 5-watt bulb? Or maybe it’s the reverse scenario where the words are wittier than an episode of Gilmore Girls.

Finding that perfect marriage between clever phrases and moving artwork can sometimes seem more difficult than imagining Paris Hilton in Rwanda or Pope Benedict XVI at The Viper Room.

Don’t rely on someone else and pure luck when you can customize your vision exactly as you see fit. And now you’ll be rewarded for taking the creative initiative. The VistaPrint coupons get you:

• 50% off Sitewide (Valid until January 31)
• 75% off Premium Custom Business Cards (Valid until November 17)
  
• Free Holiday Cards (Valid until November 17)
  

Especially when your business is on the line, creating a punchy, attention-grabbing, and succinct card can be crucial - the difference between landing the account or bagging the idea.

This December, when you send out your personal holiday cards, imagine how special it’ll be to give out ones with photos you took yourself - of the wintry scene at your local park, of your hubby dressed as Santa, and of the Christmas tree decorated to perfection.

Smart shoppers who want unique stationery (and more) head to VistaPrint!

You love your pet like a furry child - one who never grows up. Give your animal companion the best when you shop at PetSmart. Get free shipping on orders of $25 or more with the coupon until November 9!

In addition to getting necessities like food bowls, litter boxes, grooming tools, and traveling carriers, you’ll also find awesome novelty items like the following:

• Kitty Hoots Boogie Mats - Filled with catnip, your feline friend will love playing with & sleeping on this cozy cushion
• Squirrel Catnip Toy - No, you haven’t gone nutty, but your feline will!
  

Okay, so you can totally tell that I’m a feline fan. (My baby’s 4 years old.) But what about the rest of you out there with dogs, ferrets, fish, or heck, even iguanas? There are plenty of fun products for pet owners like you too.

• Small Pet Harness & Leash ­- Take a walk on the odd side with this leash that’s perfect for ferrets & hamsters
• Pharaoh Kapra & Sphinx Ornament - Be a responsible pet parent & expose your reptile to some culture with these ancient Egyptian icons
• Misty Mountain Volcano - Be prepared for an eruption of color & excitement with this decoration
• Giant Plush Octopus Dog Toy - C’mon, who doesn’t like playing with their seafood?
  

You don’t have to be the Crazy Cat Lady (or that weirdo with more reptilian friends than human ones) to want amusing products from PetSmart.

If you feel like you’ve been sitting on pins and needles at work, maybe it has nothing to do with your boss’ evaluation of your project’s dwindling results. It could be that your chair is simply uncomfortable. (As for your cold, sweaty palms, they’re due to nerves).

Say goodbye to shifting around because when you take a seat in a chair that provides the proper back support, you’ll instantly feel better. No more strains and pains.

Office Max has a great selection of task chairs that will give you no excuse not to perform at your best on the job. Until November 3, take advantage of the free coupon to score 50% off executive chairs!

Warning: The Executive Mid-Back Chairs are so comfortable that you’ll feel at home, even when you’re in the office putting the final bells and whistles on your latest presentation. (Try not to fall asleep, but if you do, wear the glasses with the eye pictures.)

And forget about those ridiculous-looking chairs straight out of the seventies! These swivel task chairs come with wood-finish arms and your choice of an oak or a cherry base to spruce up your office décor. Plus choose from Sand or Blue for the seat-and-back colours.

Don’t sit back and watch as this offer rolls by! Take action and scoop up the most comfortable executive chairs on the market today from Office Depot!

Internet Day - Today is www.awesome-for-so-many-reasons.com. Now that would make a great domain name. Hurry to Register.com and stake your claim on it before someone else snatches it up. Just use exclusive FabulousSavings coupons to get 15-20% off 1-10 year domain name registrations.

Laugh Suddenly for No Reason A Lot Today Day - Laughter is the best medicine, so share your contagious laugh with the world! The best way to crack a smile is to follow this simple, 4-step process:

1. Rent a series of comedies from Netflix, like The Big Lebowski, Half Baked, This is Spinal Tap & Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure
2. Plop down on your couch with a 2-gallon tin of your favorite gourmet popcorn from Dale and Thomas Popcorn
3. Put on a pot of coffee from CoffeeForLess to keep the energy levels high during the comedy all nighter
4. After hours of laughing to the point of tears, prepare for the best sleep of your life by snuggling underneath a plush down comforter from Target

Redeem free FabulousSavings coupons at anyone of the above stores and save!

Other Holidays:

• Hermit Day
• Hide from Everyone Day
• Oatmeal Day
• Mars Day

Mother-in-Law Day - Fine, you wanna get her flowers? Shop for mother in law bouquets & save 10% at ProFlowers (I highly recommend this place, btw). But if you wanna really impress the lady, you’ve got to make her feel special. Buy her a simple pair of earrings or a timeless necklace - after all, if you can treat her to something gorgeous, she’ll know you treat her daughter right year-round. She won’t have to know that you got 10% off at Zales, where you’ll find a ton of styles for under $100. It’ll be our secret.

Time Day - While you’re picking out a gift for your mother in law, why not do a little personal shopping? Not really in the budget? Come on… it’s Time Day! You can’t resist buying a watch on Time Day. OK, it’s a lame justification, but it’s a justification nonetheless. You can use that Zales 10% off coupon on Bulova, Seiko, ESQ, Citizen & other brands…

Other October 28 Holidays -

• National Chocolates Day
• Separation of Church & State Day