You seem to have it all – smart-as-a-whip brains, larger-than-life personality, and the ability to play the guitar with your feet. But do you have marabou slippers, a Parisian lace corset, and an all-eyes-on-me red dress?

Sashay into any room, and exponentially increase your style quotient. Turn up the heat in the hottest intimate apparel, shoes, accessories, and clothing from Frederick’s of Hollywood. Take advantage of these tiered discounts until the early morning on April 2:

• $10 off Orders of $75 or More
• $20 off Orders of $100 or More
• $40 off Orders of $150 or More (Your best deal!)

The Girl Next Door morphs into The Sexy Minx with the help of these must-haves:

• Keyhole Turtleneck Sweater Top - Naughty meets nice when you cover up & show off at the same time
• Leopard Print Pump - Let your pedal pushers do the roaring to create some serious animal magnetism
• Satin & Lace Corset - Bring out your inner Pussycat Doll with cute ruffles & a sexy neckline

It doesn’t get any hotter than Frederick’s of Hollywood. Shop there today, and get ready to make them drool.

Atomica, the eCoupon Superhero, has triumphed again! Soaring through the air with cape and tresses aflutter, I bring you the best merchant deals from Kohl’s. Justice prevails when you wrestle wallet villains to the ground with these coupons valid until March 1:

• 40-50% off Bath Towels, Bed Pillows & Decorative Accents
• 30-40% off Women’s Tees, Tank Tops & Polo Shirts

After fighting crime for so long, this spandex unitard isn’t what it used to be. And my cape has seen better days. If your wardrobe is also looking less than spectacular, or if you just want something new, check these out, ladies:

• Croft & Barrow Solid Surplice Tank - Wear it solo for upscale charm or layer under a blazer for corporate chic
• Croft & Barrow Mockneck Tank - Pair with a grey pencil skirt for streamlined elegance

At the end of a long, hard day of fighting crime, I enjoy sipping white wine and relaxing in my Secret Lair. Make your home a special haven, too, when you get these luxury items at discount prices:

• Spencer Embroidered Wide-Plaid Pillow - Plaid goes soft with a swirling vine-like print
• Homestudio Branch Decorative Sphere - Wood-n’t you love to bring the beauty of the outdoors inside?
• Chesapeake Bay Reed Diffuser Set (Cucumber Mint) - Kick up your feet & relax when your home smells as cool as a cucumber (mint)

Now I must go save an old lady – she’s trying to buy a t-shirt from a store that’s charging her double the regular price. Make my job easier, and shop at Kohl’s!

February 25th – Monday, Monday, Monday. What is it about you? Tied with Tuesday for un-coolest Day of the Week, Monday is definitely not my I-don’t-have-to-run-day. The Bangles? Manic Monday? No? I’m old.

But not as old as these February 22nd historical milestones.

1836 – Colt Revolver Patented – I’m a lover, not a fighter, so I have no need for guns. But if I became an internationally-feared spy, I’d definitely need a case for my trusted sidearm. You can bet I’d buy one at Irv’s Luggage Warehouse, where pistol cases are up to $20 off.

1951 – Pan Am Games Debuts in Argentina – The less-popular cousin of the Olympics, the Pan Am Games don’t get a lot of love these days. The good news is that with a little training you could probably make the US squad. I recommend badminton because it’s the fastest – and therefore coolest – racket sport. But your nasty old backyard racket’s not going to cut it at the Pan Am Games my friend – it might actually – but lucky for you, badminton rackets are 15% off at Dick’s Sporting Goods.

Famous Birthdays

• Sally Jesse Raphael, 66 – Once the Queen of Daytime television, SJR has retired from public life to become a farmer. Honor her legacy and get 10% off a pair of red glasses from Vision Direct.

Quiet Day – Whoever made this holiday up has some serious s’plaining to do. When are Mondays ever quiet?? OK OK… I guess if you’ve had a crazy weekend, the work week is dull by comparison. And you know what else makes things quiet? Noise canceling headphones! (That was a spiffy transition if I do say so myself). Sony Style has a full stock of noise canceling ear bud headphones, canalphones & full size headphones for full dynamic range. Save 5% and get free shipping today.

National Chocolate Covered Peanuts Day – You know what isn’t quiet? The sound of me chompin’ down on chocolate covered peanuts… and the click-clack sound of Jesse, who’s sitting next to me, typing. (Shameless plug: Check out his This Day in History posts Monday thru Friday!) Back to chocolate covered peanuts… are you a Planters person? A Hershey’s hound? A Glosette guru? Or maybe an M&M’s maniac? Yeah, I know M&M’s are candy-coated, but they’re tasty enough to be in this poll. Get those comments a-rollllllin’ and let’s see who wins!