July 20th Holidays – Engines Ready? READY! Drivers Ready? READY! Ugly Trucks Ready? GO! Get Your Ugly Truck Race Car Worthy with Car Polish & Care from Brookstone & Save $15!
No Comments »Ugly Truck Day – I have to say, this puts a huge smile on my face! I hate when people drive around in their brand new, polished, swanky cars! If you can afford it, GREAT. If not, don’t go moping about it. This day is for all the ugly and broken-down trucks that people are too ashamed to bring out in public. Be proud of your piece-of-junk truck/car that used to get you from Point A to Point B until you locked it up in solitary confinement. Speaking from someone who doesn’t OWN a car, at this point I would appreciate anything! Factor in the price of gas and insurance and you might just change your mind about that pretty BMW that’s purring at you. Instead, pick up some auto essentials to help get your car back in tip-top shape (the exterior anyway) from Brookstone. And, just for you, use Brookstone coupons and save $15 on discount car polish, seat cushions and wet/dry vacuums when you spend $150 or more!
National Lollipop Day – I hope you didn’t find out recently that you had any cavities because today is lollipop day! If you did then, SUCKER!!! Ok ok…I won’t make you feel too bad about it, so I’ll change the topic of CANDY and remind you of that scene in the Wizard of Oz. You know what I’m talking about…The Lollipop Guild! Aw, they were so cute the way they danced around and welcomed Dorothy to MunchkinLand! “We represent the lollipop guild, the lollipop guild!” I know it’s a little early to be thinking about Halloween, and you’re probably going to hate me for ruining your summer, I just have to tell you that BuyCostumes has Munchkin kid and adult costumes at low prices! Imagine showing up at a Halloween party dressed as a Lollipop Munchkin! Dressing up as yourself wasn’t as big of a hit as you thought it would be the past few years. So, be creative, FUN and smart, and use BuyCostumes coupons and save 10% on discount Munchkin costumes when you spend $50 or more!
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